Thirty-something men should freeze their sperm before its too late!


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Thirty-something men should freeze their sperm before its too late!
DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/09/060904160625.htm

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Sound the alarms!

Ladies, hurry up and bang the young clerk at the local market ’cause those older men with their sour sperm aren’t going to do too well! Red-alter, red-alert!

09-07-2006 06:04 PM

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Doc_Savage
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Doc_Savage

Yawwnnnn.

This article has been brought up several times already on this forum.

09-07-2006 06:13 PM

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moneyneversleep
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moneyneversleep

Smart men don’t care, as we don’t really want children anyway.  And, if we do, we prefer young hot women rather than cat ladies such as yourself.

09-07-2006 06:22 PM

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ACatInSD
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ACatInSD

remember, with your low quality, old sperm, your kids will be idiots.
So it is smart for you to choose not to have kids.

09-07-2006 07:30 PM

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moneyneversleep
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moneyneversleep

Rather no children then have mongoloids who are obese, as you will.

09-07-2006 07:57 PM

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porkchops38
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porkchops38
Does anyone know what the hell autism actually is definitively? And what happened to all the kids that had this “autism” for the last 2,000 years?

09-07-2006 08:45 PM

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toadman
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toadman

ADD and ADSD are the same. Assigning a ‘disorder’ to natural male boredom and agressiveness. Something a traditional dad would handle easily(i.e. just wait ’til your father gets home).
Single moms are simply incapable of comprehending and setting behavioral limits on boys. So they dope them up on ritalin to maintain some semblance of control as required of daycare(doggy-care?).

If there was any Call to Arms, it would be to save our sons.

09-07-2006 09:05 PM

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Glass_Viper
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Men can produce sperm throughout the entire duration of their lives — that’s the beautiful part of it. What’s with all the mimic threads, anyway?

09-07-2006 09:39 PM

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PatriarchVerlch
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PatriarchVerlch

You silly chicks, men can have babies until they are they die. Women cannot mother children until they die. Nice try ladies, you do have a shelf life you know.

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!

http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

09-08-2006 01:01 AM

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crella
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crella
They conveniently leave out the fact that older men (over 40) are more likely to be having sex with older women (35 or so),so who knows, it could be a combined effect. It’s common knowledge that the risk of birth defects increases extremely rapidly in women over 30 and really escalates over 35.

Over 40 men, get younger women!

09-08-2006 02:06 AM

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PANDORASBOX123
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Over 40 men, get younger women!

Rah! Rah!  Go team! Go!!!  (lol)

–maybe a man in female clothing?

09-08-2006 02:31 AM

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Cassius
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Cassius
Why should we want kids in the first place ? The children a man fathers belong to the woman. A man is only to pay for them but has no call. Why should we want that ? Go to a sperm bank and pay for your kids by yourself.

09-08-2006 07:40 AM

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crella
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crella
‘maybe a man in female clothing?’

And I’m the one with no sense of humour?

No m’am I’m a pre-feminist woman, who knew her grandparents and great-grandparents and who knows what it used to mean to be a woman, and who weeps for what women have become…foul-mouthed nasty human beings only interesting in satisfying themselves. You claim to be married for 18 years. That is what shocked me, that you could be married TO A MAN and still throw slurs at men’s manhood, and sexual orientation. And you think that that’s normal. I disagree with you and I get insulted too, now you’re alleging that I have a sexual problem. How does this approach work for you on a day-to-day basis?

You’re damned right I’ll stick up for men, and don’t convolute that to mean that I condone the name-calling you claim to have endured here. I have not seen every thread by a long shot. Out of loyalty to my father, grandfathers, uncles, brother, husband and son, you’re damned right I’ll have something to say about how our society treats men today.

09-08-2006 07:45 AM

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MartianBachelor
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MartianBachelor
ACatInSD wrote: …remember, with your low quality, old sperm…

Wrong again cat lady.

As Glass_Viper pointed out, our contribution to the process is always factory fresh. Nothing more than a few days old makes it past the loading docks.

All the equipment ages, and therefore the percentage of good swimmers produced declines, but it only takes one to do the trick (out of tens of millions), so manufacturing rejects don’t matter for us in the least.

One implication of this is that men can be much choosier about mates for the purpose of having children, since we have a much longer time horizon over which to work.

I don’t think women have even started coming to grips with this.

…..

Miranda: …You see this is why I don’t date: the men out there are freaks.

Carrie: Well that’s completely unfair.

Miranda: I’m sorry, if a man is over thirty and single there’s something wrong with him. It’s Darwinian – they’re being weeded out from propagating the species.

Carrie: Ok, what about us?

Miranda: We’re just choosey.

(Carrie remains skeptical and hopeful after this exchange, but the next men she meets teach her that Miranda is right – until she meets the seemingly very nice Ben, who she then proceeds to freak out by trying to find something wrong with him.)

source: Sex & the City, from The Freak Show (Season #2, Episode #3 – 6/20/99), about 2 1/2 mins in…

Moral: As is typical, women have it backwards.

Message Edited by MartianBachelor on 09-08-2006 06:36 AM

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09-08-2006 08:31 AM

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PANDORASBOX123
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PANDORASBOX123

Ok—How did I alledge that you have a sexual problem?….LOL….The things you come up with–twists, spins….

My husband reads write along with me on this site.  He was that suggested you were a man due to your bitterness towards women…..Well, read moneyneversleeps posts….He’s one of at least five that can say anything without using the f word every other word….(being sarcastic)

09-08-2006 08:40 AM

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DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

Smart men don’t care, as we don’t really want children anyway.

Neither do I. You want a cookie?

And, if we do, we prefer young hot women rather than cat ladies such as yourself.

Buddy, I’m 22, allergic to cats, and have a boyfriend three years younger than I (didn’t even do it on purpose either). I get old, fat, sour-balled guys like you strutting money around as if it makes them desirable to me all the time. So if you prefer women other than me, then … thanks!

Men can produce sperm throughout the entire duration of their lives — that’s the beautiful part of it.

Gets more messed up as you get older. Plus, only 1 in 100 billion sperm makes it to a fertilized egg. And sperm count has been decreasing over the years…

They conveniently leave out the fact that older men (over 40) are more likely to be having sex with older women (35 or so),so who knows, it could be a combined effect.

“Advancing maternal age showed no association with ASD after adjusting for paternal age.” Sorry.

No m’am I’m a pre-feminist woman, who knew her grandparents and great-grandparents and who knows what it used to mean to be a woman, and who weeps for what women have become…foul-mouthed nasty human beings only interesting in satisfying themselves.

Clearly we should return to a time where we giggled in compliance, did nothing but bake things, closed our eyes and did our “duty” to produce kids (DON’T ENJOY IT THOUGH!), then cut out hair short after 30.

Well, you can do that at least…

source: Sex & the City, from The Freak Show (Season #2, Episode #3 – 6/20/99), about 2 1/2 mins in…

You watch Sex and the City?! Ha ha ha!

09-08-2006 08:47 AM

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moneyneversleep
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moneyneversleep

You husband is whipped, a cuckhold. I am sure you approve of his reading material, what he says, where he goes, etc.

09-08-2006 09:36 AM

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MartianBachelor
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MartianBachelor
“You watch Sex and the City?! Ha ha ha!”

You said it, I didn’t.
And, as usual, you’re wrong.

I monitor it.

And it’s not a funny show.

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09-08-2006 10:21 AM

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PatriarchVerlch
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PatriarchVerlch

Why should we want kids in the first place ? The children a man fathers belong to the woman. A man is only to pay for them but has no call. Why should we want that ? Go to a sperm bank and pay for your kids by yourself.

Without a man around it makes our streets unsafe. Don’t encourage a reason for a police state anymore than already has. Criminal children, turn into criminal men, women vote in bigger government to feel SAFE. Otherwise women alone in their houses can’t sleep because of all the scary sounds.

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!

http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

09-08-2006 01:16 PM

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DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

Without a man around it makes our streets unsafe.

??? Following that line of thought you could also say, “without a man around it would make our streets safe”.

You said it, I didn’t.
And, as usual, you’re wrong.

I monitor it.

And it’s not a funny show.

Clearly you deserve an award. I mean, just think of the impending dangers of a movie-cable TV show cancelled 3 years ago!

09-08-2006 01:29 PM

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MartianBachelor
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Like women have changed any in 3 years…

I’ve never had cable and can monitor it twice a day.
I guess you’ve never heard of re-runs.

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09-08-2006 02:36 PM

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PatriarchVerlch
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PatriarchVerlch

A man produces 10 trillion sperm in a lifetime. Women only produce 360 eggs.

Who is truly responsible for the pro creation of humanity? I believe men are 90% responsible for the propagation of humanity. Feminasties are jealous!

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!

http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

09-08-2006 07:27 PM

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DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

A man produces 10 trillion sperm in a lifetime. Women only produce 360 eggs.

One out of 100 billion will reach an egg.

Who is truly responsible for the pro creation of humanity? I believe men are 90% responsible for the propagation of humanity. Feminasties are jealous!

Ahh, you believe so? Then remember that or tell that to a man who complains next time you or he sleep/s with a woman, take/s a “free ride”, and then cry/ies entrapment when she wants to have the baby you/he didn’t bother to try and prevent. You’re “truly” responsible for the pro-creation of humanity, remember?! You should be excited!

09-08-2006 08:36 PM

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crella
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crella
‘Ok—How did I alledge that you have a sexual problem?….LOL….The things you come up with–twists, spins….’

You accuse me of being ‘ a man in women’s clothing’ , you think that’s normal?

Thatyour husband reads the stuff you post and thinks nothing of it tells me all I need to know about both of you. You are both blind to the treatment men recieve in American society. You won’t wake up till someone close to you gets screwed by either a false allegation, or divorce court.

You are no longer worth my time.

09-09-2006 05:37 AM

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PANDORASBOX123
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PANDORASBOX123

You are no longer worth my time.

You are the one that keeps stalking me—LOL—I believe everytime I post something to anyone–you have to read it and comment on how wrong I am…Please do me the favor and bug someone else.

09-09-2006 10:25 AM

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DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

You are no longer worth my time.

I’m sure she is in tears…

09-09-2006 11:43 AM

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PANDORASBOX123
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PANDORASBOX123

Hi Don’t…………Isn’t it funny how some on here find it weird when a husband and wife work well together?  My husband reads these posts with me, and we comment on the posts together. We agree on somethings together, and on some we don’t.  We communicate!  Wow!  what a strange concept!

One on here  is shocked and even devalues me for reading posts with my husband.  I guess they are afraid to have thier spouses read their comments.  Their spouse might really find out  who they are truly married to.  If you don’t want your spouse to read what you are writing here, it shows you have something to hide about your thinking process towards either gender.  I have nothing to hide.  Apparently some on here do.

09-09-2006 12:55 PM

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MartianBachelor
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i know girl-talk when i hear it, so i’ll move that the issue being discussed (ie, the thread topic) be declared satisfactorily resolved and the thread mercifully ended.

all in favor – don’t post!

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09-09-2006 01:07 PM

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DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

Hi Don’t…………Isn’t it funny how some on here find it weird when a husband and wife work well together? My husband reads these posts with me, and we comment on the posts together. We agree on somethings together, and on some we don’t. We communicate! Wow! what a strange concept!

Wait … you mean you don’t pander to his every whim, put his feelings before your’s constantly, never express any emotion that may be inconvenient for him? His masculinity doesn’t sit on treating like a clueless child who is always wrong? That agreeing with something you say doesn’t make him look weak? You are SUCH a control freak!

09-09-2006 05:13 PM

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PANDORASBOX123
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PANDORASBOX123

Wait … you mean you don’t pander to his every whim, put his feelings before your’s constantly, never express any emotion that may be inconvenient for him? His masculinity doesn’t sit on treating like a clueless child who is always wrong? That agreeing with something you say doesn’t make him look weak? You are SUCH a control freak!

That’s Ms. Control Freak to you….LOL

09-09-2006 06:20 PM

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moneyneversleep
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moneyneversleep

Being grossly obese is a burden, isn’t it, Ms. Pandorasbox?

09-09-2006 08:15 PM

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leeraconteur
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Again, you divulge your near complete lack of ability to think rationally, with no logical structure underlaying your ‘arguments’.

There is a huge difference between women, who biologically will reach a point where they cannot conceive at all without expensive medical intervention, and men, who can sire children until death, with an increased risk of birth defects.

Woman – No ability to procreate past menopause.  Zero.  None.  Nada.
Man – Ability to procreate until death, with 1 in 10 chance of defects.  90%.

Are you capable of understanding this simple distinction?

50 out of 10,000 is not the same as 0 out of 10,000.

Can you grok this?

09-09-2006 09:16 PM

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DontMarryNoer
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DontMarryNoer

^ Erm, who are you talking to?

09-10-2006 01:08 PM

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Happy_Bullet
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Happy_Bullet

DontMarryNoer Wrote:

Buddy, I’m 22, allergic to cats, and have a boyfriend three years younger than I (didn’t even do it on purpose either).

“Oops I slipped and fell on his **bleep**.”

*clap for the responsibility-taking feminist ideal*

The poor, poor (but very gullible and obviously desperate) poodleboy is all I have to say.

Message Edited by Happy_Bullet on 09-11-2006 03:02 AM

Men have standards. Women will be compared. DEAL WITH IT.

09-11-2006 02:46 AM

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PatriarchVerlch
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PatriarchVerlch

The courts have taken that responsibility away from us via the court system. You broads ahve control over reproduction, a socialist wet dream by the way.

You ladies just need our $$$, the half of you, which is unfair.

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!

http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

09-11-2006 03:00 PM

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