What I Like In A Man: BALLS


Reader Response to “Don’t Marry Career Women” – What I Like In A Man: BALLS

What I Like In A Man: BALLS
sburda
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sburda
Here’s what concerns me about the present condition of the American man: Most guys today are just big puss!es. They like to pretend they’re bold and posture that they know what they want. But when push comes to shove, most (in my experience) are dull and ambivalent and play it safe and lack that oldfashioned real-man stuff. I mean, they can build and destroy entire empires as long as those empires are digital and on the Xbox. When it comes to real-world skills like fixing cars and repairing the house, they’re helpless. The last guy I dated was a whiner, and before him I was married to a whiner, and I doubt either of them knew the difference between a flathead and a Phillips.

Enter Herman, the singing Jewish plumber of my dreams. The widower father of my favorite student, he just showed up one day at school, brought me a gift (some copper flowers he’d made), and asked me out. I was so surprised that I said yes without thinking. The first coffee date lasted eight and a half hours. The next time he called, he stated other desires. That is, he asked flat out if I wanted to sleep with him. Well, I did, and even more so because he didn’t pussyfoot around.

You know what else I like about Herman? He can fix **bleep**. He can build anything. He doesn?t complain about the physical labor. He just does what needs to be done. What makes this all the more interesting to me is that, as a hardcore feminist, I feel okay letting a man take the reins a bit. But I find this more than a little refreshing. To the point that by the time you read this, I’ll have married Herm.

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-Steven Burda

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08-28-2006 07:44 PM

Re: What I Like In A Man: BALLS
Cassius
Regular Contributor
Cassius
YOu divorced ? How much Alimony did you get out of it ? Set for life ? congrats

08-28-2006 08:03 PM

Re: What I Like In A Man: BALLS
sburda
Visitor
sburda
FYI:
http://www.esquire.com/cgi-bin/printtool/print.cgi?pages=1&filename=%2Ffeatures%2Farticles%2F2006%2F060807_mfe_September_06_Balls.html&x=30&y=4

-Steven Burda

steven.burda.mba @gmail.com | http://www.linkedin.com/in/burda

08-28-2006 08:05 PM

Re: What I Like In A Man: BALLS
MartianBachelor
Regular Contributor
MartianBachelor
Cassius, srbda is gay, according to one of his other posts.

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08-28-2006 10:36 PM

Re: What I Like In A Man: BALLS
Michael78
Contributor
Michael78
That’s the problem with the so-called “men” on these fora: no balls. Men with balls would know how to engage with career women.

All these p**sy little momma’s boys want mommies. Waaaaah! Suck it up!

08-29-2006 01:56 AM

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