Borat: funny! you guys: not funny


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Borat: funny! you guys: not funny
shovel
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shovel
http://www.borat.tv/

“If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one… but if u cheat on me I will crush you!”

Seriously, I think a few of you are related to him.

08-30-2006 01:52 AM

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Termi0n
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Termi0n

I like a woman with plow experience.

Women want fried ice. -Arab Proverb

08-30-2006 01:54 AM

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juliandroms
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juliandroms

Poor Borat.

He doesn’t know any better.

In America, she can marry him, then cheat on him, then *still* clean his clock in the divorce.

Message Edited by juliandroms on 08-30-2006 02:07 AM

08-30-2006 02:01 AM

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PatriarchVerlch
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PatriarchVerlch

Post above, so right, she can cheat on you, spit on you, take your house and your pension, all the while thinking she is equal to you. The courts will make you pay her lawyer, and your lawyer, then give her 50% of everything you’ve worked for. Let her have the house, she will lose it in 5 to 15 years. To top it off you might find yourself paying alimony to her until she dies.

In a perfect world, this system would work as a saftey net. As women have exposed, they use it and abuse it. Case in point, my wife and I were having some rockey times, her divorced aunt, her divorced girlfriend and a pluthera of other women gave her advice on how to roast me in divorce court. Take my kid, my house, 65% of everything I made, now and in the future. I only got married because I had too, shot gun baby. Take my adivce, don’t get married until you can afford to get divorced.

If women didn’t stand to gain in divorce, women wouldn’t be the ones filing for divorce in 85% of the cases in the West. Divorce is for the birds, therefore career women, their friends, are for the birds. Most of all, a women’s “feelings” are for the birds!

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!
http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

08-30-2006 02:47 AM

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Happy_Bullet
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Happy_Bullet

http://www.thefword.org.uk/static/news/march2003

Naomi Wolf takes on Ali G and wins. Rrrespect. BBC Report
Third wave feminist Naomi Wolf failed to see the funny side of Ali G, after the spoof gangsta interviewed her for his new American chat show. The author of The Beauty Myth and Fire With Fire became ‘furious’ when Ali bragged that he called his girlfriend Julie a bitch in bed. He also remarked that if women were given equal rights at work, “they’ll want them at home”. US network HBO has reportedly decided not to screen the interview, and Wolf is allegedly calling in the lawyers.This story was reported in The Sun and on GQ Magazine’s website – presumably to confirm the stereotype that all feminists have no sense of humour?

Personally I think Ali G is great, doesn’t look like feminists share the appreciation.

Message Edited by Happy_Bullet on 08-30-2006 02:58 AM

Men have standards. Women will be compared. DEAL WITH IT.

08-30-2006 02:52 AM

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JWatkins
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JWatkins
I’d love to see that episode. Sacha Cohen (the person behind Ali G/Borat) puts in some great anti-PC jokes about women into his sketches. It really makes a refreshing change to all the anti-male stereotypes in the media…

08-30-2006 02:58 AM

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MartianBachelor
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MartianBachelor

I will give you television with remote control

You mean you can buy a TV without one?!

The post did remind me of something amusing. Any guy who’s put up a profile on one of the single’s sites probably knows what I’m talking about when I say the only replies you get in this age of equality and a supposed Great American Man Shortage are these fake-ish ones from foreign (mostly Russian I think) women in the same sort of mangled english.

Here’s the “match” that arrived in my mailbox today:

“The beautiful lonely girl”
Hello! My name is Larisa! I’m 27 years it is old. I want to inform that I never was for the husband and I have no children. But very much want to find correct person to create high-grade family…

______________________________________________
“The loudest, most strident voices calling women weak, stupid, and incapable of competing in the world at large are the feminists.” – zed the zen priest

08-30-2006 03:03 AM

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shovel
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shovel
Personally I think Ali G is great, doesn’t look like feminists share the appreciation.

Newsflash: “the feminists” have a wide variety of tastes, including Cohen. If you actually knew feminists as opposed to reading about them on forums dedicated to trashing their beliefs, this would come as no surprise.

Jwatkins, pretty much every one of his characters is anti-PC in every way possible, which is what makes him hilarious.

I went to a screening of episodes a while back from season 2 of the American series, and there was one Borat segment that didn’t make it into the season. He had managed to coax the ugliest anti-semetic diatribe from this redneck, and I think it was too rough for HBO in the end.

08-30-2006 03:15 AM

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Happy_Bullet
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Happy_Bullet

Ah.. so you’re a girlieman, feminist, mangina, poodleboy then?

Say no more, but if Naomi Wolf (A feminist, and not even one of the more radical ones) hates Ali G, then the chances of you being physically beaten by one of your chum feminists until you hide under the table for watching an episode are rather high I’d say

Men have standards. Women will be compared. DEAL WITH IT.

08-30-2006 03:37 AM

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shovel
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shovel
Ah.. so you’re a girlieman, feminist, mangina, poodleboy then?

Say no more, but if Naomi Wolf (A feminist, and not even one of the more radical ones) hates Ali G, then the chances of you being physically beaten by one of your chum feminists until you hide under the table for watching an episode are rather high I’d say

Try “girl” without the “ieman.” My feminist friends and I laugh our asses off at Ali G episodes…hate to disappoint you.

08-30-2006 03:50 AM

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JWatkins
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JWatkins
“In Kazakhstan, we say God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli.”

“I have seen women here in Cambridge today. Why are they here?”

Got to love Borat…

08-30-2006 04:01 AM

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Happy_Bullet
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Happy_Bullet

Okaay…

Go have a catfight with Naomi Wolf then instead of coming here and making men want to have anything to do with women much much less. I’m sure when women finally realise the bollocks you are currently selling them has had this effect Naomi Wolf certainly won’t be the woman you disagree with the most considering you’ll be getting strapped by *them* to a burning pyre.

I dunno I guess I didn’t think it was possible for even a feminist to be in a position where she’s opposing men, ordinary women AND other feminists… That can’t be good.

Men have standards. Women will be compared. DEAL WITH IT.

08-30-2006 04:38 AM

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shovel
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shovel
Okaay…

Go have a catfight with Naomi Wolf then instead of coming here and making men want to have anything to do with women much much less. I’m sure when women finally realise the bollocks you are currently selling them has had this effect Naomi Wolf certainly won’t be the woman you disagree with the most considering you’ll be getting strapped by *them* to a burning pyre.

I dunno I guess I didn’t think it was possible for even a feminist to be in a position where she’s opposing men, ordinary women AND other feminists… That can’t be good.

I don’t care about Naomi Wolf, and am amused that you fellas seem to know more about her work than I do! The great thing about feminism is that we’re allowed to disagree on the specifics. For instance, there is plenty of disagreement within the Democratic and Republican parties, as any other belief.

Don’t worry about me, I have lots and lots of friends who will make sure I’m not strapped to a burning pyre!

If you don’t want to have anything to do with women, perhaps it’s best for you.

08-30-2006 04:48 AM

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Happy_Bullet
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Happy_Bullet

“The great thing about feminism is that we’re allowed to disagree on the specifics.”

Yea that fits with my expectations from a movement whose only tangible goal appears to be illogical and inconsistent but incessant whinging.

Oh and a lot of us have spent a fair amount of time around feminists and familiarising ourselves with feminist literature. It’s what converted us AWAY from it you see…

Men have standards. Women will be compared. DEAL WITH IT.

08-30-2006 04:55 AM

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juliandroms
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juliandroms
Funny Ali G video about feminism…

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=476

One about drugs…

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/ali-g-drugs-p1.php

08-30-2006 06:32 AM

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juliandroms
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juliandroms
> I don’t care about Naomi Wolf, and am amused
> that you fellas seem to know more about her
> work than I do!

Not suprising. All that most women know about feminism, is that they did some nice stuff many years ago, and if they continue to support feminists, they are likely to get more stuff in the future.

Message Edited by juliandroms on 08-30-2006 11:58 AM

08-30-2006 06:41 AM

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moneyneversleep
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moneyneversleep

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.  Get lost.

08-30-2006 11:13 AM

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juliandroms
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juliandroms

Happy_Bullet wrote:
http://www.thefword.org.uk/static/news/march2003

Naomi Wolf takes on Ali G and wins. Rrrespect.
BBC Report

Third wave feminist Naomi Wolf failed to see the funny side of Ali G, after the spoof gangsta interviewed her for his new American chat show. The author of The Beauty Myth and Fire With Fire became ‘furious’ when Ali bragged that he called his girlfriend Julie a bitch in bed. He also remarked that if women were given equal rights at work, “they’ll want them at home”. US network HBO has reportedly decided not to screen the interview, and Wolf is allegedly calling in the lawyers.This story was reported in The Sun and on GQ Magazine’s website – presumably to confirm the stereotype that all feminists have no sense of humour?

Personally I think Ali G is great, doesn’t look like feminists share the appreciation.

I hadn’t heard about this. More info:

http://www.bennett.com/blog/index.php/archives/2003/05/10/ali-gs-naomi-wolf-encounter

“While lots of people are noting that Naomi Wolf can’t handle Ali G’s putting her interview on HBO in America, most haven’t talked about the questions he asked her. New York Metro hints at them with this quote from their interview with the man:

“Who have been your best interviews so far?

“Me bestest one woz wit de world’s most famous lesbian — called Naomi Wolf — it went very very well, me cant go into pacifics but lets just say she weren’t actin very lesbianically by de end.pan>

Message Edited by juliandroms on 08-30-2006 12:09 PM

08-30-2006 12:06 PM

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PatriarchVerlch
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PatriarchVerlch

More handouts??? lol…

Proof women are not equal to men.

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!
http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

08-30-2006 05:14 PM

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