**bleep** Male Drivers!


Reader Response to “Don’t Marry Career Women” – **bleep** Male Drivers!

**bleep** Male Drivers!
anonymom
Contributor
anonymom

I had to post this after the **bleep** women drivers post!

This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

woman
in a brand new
Mercedes doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don’t scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked
my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned me,

ruined the **bleep** phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.

**bleep** women drivers

09-05-2006 06:33 PM

Re: **bleep** Male Drivers!
tellafriend
Regular Contributor
tellafriend

The typical female driver has the IQ of a carrot:

09-05-2006 06:40 PM

Re: **bleep** Male Drivers!
ACatInSD
Regular Contributor
ACatInSD

And you have an IQ of **bleep**.

09-05-2006 07:50 PM

Re: **bleep** Male Drivers!
c4d
Contributor
c4d
that’s why i drive a stick..

09-05-2006 10:51 PM

Re: **bleep** Male Drivers!
Freeyourself
Regular Contributor
Freeyourself
Bad women drivers.
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womendrivers.htm

Scientific research to explain bad women drivers.
http://archives.tcm.ie/irishexaminer/2005/01/24/story430930515.asp

09-05-2006 11:27 PM

Re: **bleep** Male Drivers!
PatriarchVerlch
Regular Contributor
PatriarchVerlch

http://www.bblmedia.com/women_drivers.html

some pictures of some women drivers.

Yoko Ono, cat lady, what do you think about them?

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!
http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

09-06-2006 08:02 AM

Re: **bleep** Male Drivers!
PatriarchVerlch
Regular Contributor
PatriarchVerlch

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/601/Car+For+Women

Here’s a car for women!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/98/The+Female+Brain

Here’s the female brain, where Frog in the well Logic comes from.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/962/Yes+Another+Female+Driver

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/550/Microsoft+Keyboard

Sounds like my Microsh$t computer!!!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/115/Female+Shopping

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/581/A+Woman%27s+Toilet

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1056/Strange+Animal

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/765/Wife+knows+EVEYTHING

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/967/Work+Parking+Lot

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/79/A+Glass+a+Day

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/977/Never+lend+your+car+to+a+woman

Never lend your car to a woman!!!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/589/Fly%27s+Doing+It

Fly’s …lol…

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/649/The+Male+Brain

The male brain…

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/216/Female+Driver+Insurance

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/135/Microsoft+Behind+the+Scenes

wife knows everything.

female shopping vs male shopping!!!!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/148/Iron+My+Shirt

Message Edited by PatriarchVerlch on 09-06-2006 08:16 AM

Message Edited by PatriarchVerlch on 09-06-2006 09:35 AM

Women have been proving for the last 30 years that men have been right for the last 30 centuries!
http://www.verlch.blogspot.com

09-06-2006 08:14 AM

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