List For Single Women


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List For Single Women
ZammoTheWeird
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ZammoTheWeird

Rules for Single Women

If you think all men are pigs, expect to live alone when you get older.

If you have 100 reasons to reject a man, expect to live alone when you get older.

Prince Charming is gay.

Rich, attractive, nice – you can only have two in a man.

If you ask a man on a first date how much he earns or what kind of car he drives, he gets to look at your bare breasts while you are still in the restaurant.

If you answer your cell phone during a first date, he has the right to immediately get up and leave with no explanation.

Choosey and “stuck up” are closely related.

At 40, single “Rules Girls” become single, lonely women.

If you expect a man to pay for everything, you’ll need a strong jaw and a good tongue.

Perfect men don’t exist. Good men are everywhere.

It’s OK not to want kids. It’s not OK to sacrifice your personal life and goals for your career.

The kharmic retribution for putting good men into the “Friend Zone” while getting hurt by bad boys is to become bitter, angry, and the owner of at least three cats.

You are not a princess no matter what your T-Shirt states. If you really think you are a princess, then you’d better have the body of a stripper, the face of an angel, and the personality of a saint. Even so, only Prince Charming can marry a princess and Prince Charming is gay.

Your single girlfriends don’t want you to have a happy relationship with a man. Consider this when listening to their advice.

A man won’t say “I love you” until he is 100% confident that you won’t use this against him. This might take years, be patient because men can be sensitive, too.

Taking the time to look your best is not optional. After all, if you can catch his eye then you can catch his heart. Being agreeable, pleasant, and happy will seal the deal.

Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any man’s heart.

The unintended consequence of independence is loneliness.

There is a fine line between expecting that a man pay for everything and being a common prostitute.

Excessive complaining is neither attractive nor polite.

You are entitled to nothing. However, you can expect rewards for working hard for something.

Before you say “it’s all his fault” after a bad date, look closely in the mirror.

It’s not always men making you unhappy. Don’t let bitter women convince you of that.

Being strong doesn’t mean being bitchy. Southern women have known this for generations.

You can’t have it all. Please have the good sense to realize this.

Compromise is not surrender, it’s what is necessary to have a good relationship.

Don’t expect men to fall all over you just because you are a woman. Feminism taught men to be independent, too.

There’s nothing wrong with looking feminine.

If he doesn’t call you back, it means he’s just not really into you. Deal with it.

If you meet a man, don’t find reasons to reject him or things to change in him. Find reasons to accept him and respect him.

“As if” and “whatever” are immature insults used by 12 year olds, not intelligent young women.

The common word in “drink whore” and “dinner whore” is still whore.

Sorry girl, it’s NOT all about you so you can change your T-Shirt now.

Many men would rather chase women, not girls.

Given the current state of divorce laws, don’t expect any man to marry you. It’s not you, it’s just how things are right now.

Hanging around gay men won’t give you any useful insights about straight men. Frankly, hanging around gay men is just creepy.

“No fat chicks” is the man’s version of “If you’re rich, I’m single”.

Winning a man is easy, keeping a man requires hard work.

Advertising “Bitch” on your T-Shirt or sweatpants won’t get you any dates. Single men don’t care for that attitude.

Deferring self-gratification is a sign of maturity. You can wait until dinner even if you’re hungry now.

The real world is pushy, rude, and often unpleasant. That doesn’t mean you have to be the same way.

If you dress like a tart, expect to be treated like a tart.

Message Edited by ZammoTheWeird on 09-11-2006 02:35 PM

09-11-2006 12:50 PM

Re: List For Single Women
hero
Contributor
hero

Applause!

I especially like your observations about t-shirts.  Yesterday I saw a land whale wearing a t-shirt reading “Future trophy wife”.

09-11-2006 03:21 PM

Re: List For Single Women
Happy_Bullet
Regular Contributor
Happy_Bullet
Yeah basically they should put that on the inside cover of all women’s magazines and it should just stay there.

They can sit around for hours giving each other relationship advice and yet keep making the same mistakes over and over, when really, if they just had that list (and personally I think even if they aren’t all that attractive) they wouldn’t have much problem with guys.

I guess that means the list is “misogynistic” though :/

Men have standards. Women will be compared. DEAL WITH IT.

09-11-2006 08:34 PM

Re: List For Single Women
Diogetrix
Regular Contributor
Diogetrix

That’s a good list of aphorisms, but it sounds like you are still just reacting to the assault of feminism. My opinion is that you are acting “the other side of the coin” in a situation where the coin isn’t worth having. In the real world, in your sexually active life span, American women will not become slender, will not learn to be housemakers, will not learn that having orgasms is better than feeling used for male ego trips if they have orgasms, will not learn to relate to men honestly, will not want to be understood authentically, will not change the anti-male legal-political system, will not be desirable to any but the most lost, sexually desperate, foolish, ego obsessed men. It’s a miserable situation, but it is what it is, and we have no easy solution. It is obvious that men will not change any of this without long, arduous political struggle, and the personal requirements for that are only extant in a small portion of American men. Whether or not that will change in time for our nation, I can’t quess. But, I can sure guess it isn’t going to change in the next twenty years, and that should tell you how much time you have to waste arguing with feminists. Good list of humorous sayings, though.

09-12-2006 01:35 PM

Re: List For Single Women
acrawfield
Regular Contributor
acrawfield

actually, happy_bullet, I agree with almost every one of those statements.

except the one about marriage, for obvious reasons.
and the one about southern girls.
(just because they’re friendly to your face doesn’t mean they’re not b*tchy behind your back)

but yeah, the rest were pretty much spot-on.

09-12-2006 02:38 PM

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